Is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family? I think we can agree that’s acceptable. What if your family doesn’t like bread, they like Luigi’s Mansion: Dark Moon? Is stealing it a crime?

Can you show us on the doll where Zelda hurt you?

They should have done a 40 minute parody of Sony’s very dry Gran Turismo State of Play showing off new Mario Kart DLC. “…and here is how puddles dry on Choco Mountain…”

At most, a surprise is like Wind Waker HD port or Metroid Prime port. They’re not dropping Odyssey 2 or Kart 9 tomorrow.

Sweet. Not enough people tried the Wii U.

Time to get pissed at Nintendo for not showing things they never promised to show like the Switch Pro.

Every generation of hardware is a risk for them. I think their issue is that Sony and MS are constantly in an arms race for more powerful consoles and for exclusive IP, but Nintendo owns Nintendo IP and therefore has more exclusive IP than anyone. Are Switch sales really going to increase that much more had they…

I think the most impressive part is that he didn’t spend the bounties and paid them back. If I find $5 on the ground, it burns a hole in my pocket and must be spent.

Farts can be a verb

One of these days, I will guess right on the first try. You can’t avoid “FARTS” forever, Wordle!

See, I knew on my first day owning a PS5 that I wanted a PS5 Pro - something that could give me 4k with ray-tracing and 60 fps.

I’m going to wait for the Digital Foundry breakdown of whether I should be playing the Crash Bandicoot game within Uncharted 4 in Fidelity, Performance, or Performance Plus mode.

There was a weird feeling early in my VR experiences where I know I’m in my living room, but it feels like Darth Vader (or whatever miscellaneous character) is standing next to me. The first time I shot an enemy and he collapsed by my feet, there was a sense of unease that you don’t feel when somebody dies on a flat…

Steam deck will be a niche product. The number of people who want to play a game in portable mode that can’t be done on the Switch and who feel it’s worth spending $500+ in order to do so, will be limited. It won’t be enough to put a dent in Nintendo’s sales

Scalper bots had no impact on Japanese Xbox sales.

Fans who got upset when Star Wars tried something different with The Last Jedi, and then Disney ignored the critical and commercial success of the movie and catered to their online tantrums, willed it into existence. Star Wars will be safe fan service from now on. No more, no less.

Seems pretty clear none of this story will need to be told, and it will be bland fan service until the inevitable run-in at Mos Eisley with a CGI Han Solo, and fans will lose their minds on the internet and forget/forgive the show’s overall lack of substance - just like Mando, but without a cute Baby Yoda creating…

Agreed. Especially by the time this comes out, Quest 3 will be arriving soon after, if not before. Even if Quest 3 is $400, that’ll be half of the price of a PS5 and PSVR2. 

We should probably be friends.

Geez, can’t anyone multitask anymore? You can punch him in the face and still admire his table. It doesn’t have to be one or the other.