It’s a joke that is right in line with countless Phyllis jokes or having Meredith say in her experience, guys prefer having sex in positions where they can’t see your face. They didn’t shy away from jokes that were flat out mean to the performers. 

There’s no requirement to have had to play a game in order to submit user scores, and Metacritic or any other aggregate site that uses user scores is a niche portion of the audience.

Fine. I’ll say it and ignore the backlash I get from comments in the gray. Ghost is a decent, but not revolutionary open world game. It’s Sony’s take on Assassin’s Creed. It’s fine. You can have a good time with it, but there probably shouldn’t be a fear of missing out if you ignore it.

If it helps, their wit has been replaced by Facebook memes that you read, maybe smirk, and forget. Essentially, if your standup career transitioned easily into 90s 3-camera sitcoms, your act was probably nothing special, but inoffensive enough to be sold to the masses (Foxworthy, Romano, Tim Allen, etc). Hell, even…

If there was a third stimulus where you got say $1,000 for each adult and $600 for each eligible child in your house who completed their vaccine series, we’d have a 95% vaccination rate, because those who are fooled by anti-vaccine conspiracies are very likely in situations where $2,200 for a family of four would be…

White has stuff that holds up. Engvall and Foxworthy are both fine. Most of their material is standard “the difference between men and women…” type stuff. Nothing groundbreaking, nothing too offensive. Its standup you can watch with your parents. The sign/redneck stuff is their gimmick to close the show. It’s how they…

I view it as $40 for the game, $20 for me to not have to have a Wii or Wii U hooked up to my TV.

Calling people out for misusing a term they heard once is a HIPPA violation.

I love my Quest 2, and for most VR games, it has plenty of horsepower, but after playing Astro on PS5 and owning Star Wars Squadrons knowing there’s a VR feature, I’ll put up with one wire for those types of experiences. Vader Immortal and Galaxy’s Edge are fun, but it’s essentially like visiting a theme park ride…

I would say the game didn’t sell well for that franchise on a system that sold 100 million units. It sold less than half of Twilight Princess. I think the professional critics did play it, and probably overrated it as it’s a metacritic 93.

I’m saying it didn’t sell well, all things considered. It sold about 3.5 million which puts in at the same level as Majora’s Mask which was on a system with 1/3 of the install base of the N64. 3.5 million for a new IP would be incredible. It took 13 years and numerous ports to get Okami to 1 million, but for a…

I didn’t pick up the original Skyward Sword when it first appeared on the Wii. The true reason seems to elude me at the moment, but I can’t help to think it was because of the motion controls.

The Starry Night levels in New SMB U are the only memorable ones in the series. Just have the storyline be Bowser Jr. has his Mario Sunshine paintbrush and now one world looks like Van Gogh, one world looks like Picasso, one world is inspired by Michelangelo, etc. Make the enemies and obstacles themed for the style so…

That was the main reason I played that game, and then they figured out that people would pay for those games on Wii, Wii U, and 3DS virtual consoles, on the NES Classic, and then pay for Switch Online.

If it came with random subscription gifts, I’d be all in. Maybe I get the Zelda GameCube disc with the NES and N64 games, maybe I get a cartridge of Dragon Warrior that Nintendo gave away because they made too many and landfill space next to E.T. was spoken for. Perhaps it’s just a t-shirt or book mark. I subscribed…

Step 1: find a spouse with better insurance benefits

No plan = we’re still working on it

There’s only one way to find out 

There are a few games that are so damn good, that if somebody disagrees with your opinion that it’s the GOAT, they can’t argue that you’re wrong to have that opinion.

I have a fantastic internet connection and I have the adapter so I can have a wired connection. No matter how good your connection is, you can set your watch to having to face somebody running their Switch online from a iPhone 4 hot spot.