Yup. Pretty much this.

If she’s only had five partners in the span of her lifetime, that’s nothing at all—especially by comparison to the numbers that some folks rack up (and in a much shorter time frame).

In either case, the most important thing is not that she’s been with one, five, or fifty people before the Letter…

The second guy thinks five partners is a concerning amount of sexual history...?? Buddy... that’s not even the least bit unreasonable.

I hate you right now... :’(

Childhood me is bawling, thanks. Have a star.

Shes expecting to get notoriety and money for this somehow? Those boobs are just awful and so painful to look at. I had no idea there are supplements to darken your skin available for purchase, are these safe and are they popular? Seems like a better choice than a tanning bed

33 GB.

Each collectable micro SD card contains one mission! Collect them in order to play through a fantastically existing story or collect them at random and enjoy an incorherant mess of violence! Fun for all no matter how you chose to collect!!!!

28 micro sd cards.

How much space does DOOM take up on a Switch? I certainly wasn’t a fan of the 70 GB size on PC.

Now I just imagine him forever visiting Nintendo like Obi Wan and helping them out when they need it most. “Use the wiimote!”

Fuck you!! Too soon man!

Why would you unearth this evil?! This scene needs to go back to its grave in the 90's please. Thanks.

Whoa. Turns out I wasn’t emotionally prepared to see this 1-second loop of footage with accompanying text.

thanks asshole for making me cry at work

In Chrome I use the Smile Always extension and I’ve got another one for Firefox but I don’t remember what it is. Takes all the work out of it by automatically redirecting you.

In Chrome I use the Smile Always extension and I’ve got another one for Firefox but I don’t remember what it is.…

Too many feels 😭😭

fuck man!!!

Oh fuck you, sir.