So wishing harm on an AVClub author is somehow evidence that the solution to crime is arming random Paul Kerseys and Travis Bickles, with zero crisis response training and even *less* oversight than the police. Yeah, I can't imagine any way this scenario could possibly go wrong, especially given the standards of…

Well, that's persuasive. Just imagine what you could have accomplished with a full paragraph, and some actual details about why!

That's only a contradiction if you're naive enough to think something can't be skillfully written and insightful, and yet still be something you disagree with. That seems like a distinction every educated adult should be able to make, honestly.

"Enter or gain access to (an organization, place, etc.) surreptitiously and gradually."

Oh my god, you're both complete idiots. I so rarely see two fighting in the wild here in these civilized lands.

I would've really liked to think a Subgenius, of all people, would have far more creative notions for violent revolution than that.

People keep giving him shit for this, but I genuinely wonder if show biz hasn't just gotten him so jaded that he's started dabbling in Andy Kaufman's domain. I mean, he's obviously not quite delusional enough to think this is *good* music.

I'm just waiting for Kenny McCormick's inevitable chinpokomon-hunting death(s).

Maybe this is more suited to your cognitive endurance:

I think the very fact you literally can't imagine any reasonably unbiased review of this film tells us much more about you than it does the actual review, certainly more than it does about the film. "They're making it about sexual politics because they know they have a real stinker on their hands" doesn't really…

Apophenia: it's not just for breakfast anymore.

Of course it's happy! They're all their favorite colors!

David Lynch's Muppet Babies.

You sound like a colossally unpleasant human being.

I struggled all fucking day to keep my friends safe from this spoiler, and then the goddamned idiot AVClub just up and posts it. That's it. I'm done, you guys.

Not a local show. For the local people.

This is such a lame trick. I can't think of a single show that *can't* be summarized in similarly dismissive terms. "Two notes: they show us Tony Soprano is a neurotic mess and then they kill him except they don't." "Two notes: prison sucks and getting out of prison sucks." I think it tells us more about you than…

Look at this guy having his first day on the Internet, pointing and grinning at the furries like a goddamn tourist.

Well, given most of the criticism has taken the form of one-line knee-jerk snark like "this is cancer" or "my god, my eyes are bleeding…" Yeah, maybe it's a bit fair to say that the people bitching about these comics have not exactly put a ton of thought into their positives and negatives.

Because those who can't do, bitch.