Ooh, my turn.

You're the main person who's been getting bent out of shape here as far as I can tell.

PROTIP: If you're going to insult somebody's intelligence, make sure to use a spelling and grammar checker.

By insulting Rope and Birdman, you insult the "Charlie Work" episode of It's Always Sunny, and that means you and I are going to have to step outside.

Because one line worth of tantrum is not criticism.

That's your own cross to bear. Fortunately, it's also its own punishment.

Have a look at his comment history. His penis is sort of a recurring theme. Six of his last ten comments involve cum in some way or another.

Naah, I'm not worried for Rick. Hell, I'm not even worried for Bird Person. They didn't mess him up any worse than they did Beatrix Kiddo, yanno? And she didn't have alien [to us] doctors. Maybe they can get a bird smear sample and clone up a 12-piece of him. (Nonetheless, screw you, Tammy.)

No, it's just like Google. Which takes seconds to use.

Have a look at some of the stuff the Soviets were working with during the Cold War. A few lopsided gems won't seem so crazy…

No, the review was a multi-paragraph critique that laid out its points in detail. Comic Book Guy would just write a snarky, dismissive one-liner that gets across a half-decent joke but doesn't really prove anything, then congratulate himself for his insight.

My only remaining comment about this episode. Forgive me, I'm stoned.

I rarely fangirl on people, but I had to send Michaela a tweet telling her how perfect her delivery was on that "green pancake" line. Pure distilled Pudgemom at her finest.

Ooh. I think I'm going with "Microdot."

I'll only accept Pint-Size Peri if her armored form is Regular-Size Peri. (Why do they call her that? Just LOOK at her!)

Dude. His dad owns a whole CAR WASH. Cleaning one little boy shouldn't be a problem! :D

I'm going to be super-charitable here: I think you and I have some very different attitudes about what women are obliged to put up with in order to fulfill men's desire for companionship.

Whereas here you are, engaging the world with a song in your heart and a kind word for everyb—-oh wait, you aren't.

Why would someone who biased against a topic of research be any less reliable than someone who's biased in favor of it?

"Well now that your hysterical attempts to prove that the country you despise is Islamophobic have blown up in your faces."