He’s scrappy.

So we get a bullshit Split Decision and now Canelo can’t even stay clean for the re-match? This is such bullshit and it’s a god damn shame that this joker has to be a stain on GGG’s otherwise spotless record.

Fucking LOST it at “Toyotathon”...I’m fucking dying. Take this star, you magnificent bastard.

He’s a white/Italian basketball player from Wilmington. It’s surprising that it wasn’t worse.

Canelo Álvarez has officially withdrawn from his May 5 rematch.

The Flaming Thumbtacks change logo to make new money, verily it was so, and the gods chortled.

It’s not bad. Now hurry up and give the name, colors and history of the Oilers back to Houston so that they can rebrand and allow the Titans to truly be the most anonymous franchise in the NFL.

Holy shitsnacks! Bringing phrasing back April 25th!

Paterno would have helped him up to wash the kid’s hands. Then pulled up his pants.

For several days, I thought her stage name was Danity Kane. #IdLearnMoreButIDontCare

That doesn’t help as much as you think it does!

“Star” might be pushing it, I had to Google her and I’m still not sure who she is or what she sang.

My guess? Something illegal.

Do you honestly think that heresay from a lefty-hollywood stoner would have made any difference at all when a literal tape of the man talking about grabbing women by the pussy did nothing?

She can’t possibly have violated a 2016 NDA during the filming of Knocked Up or the 40-Year-Old Virgin.

Is she though? She could work elsewhere but chooses to work there so...

An awful lot of them do, actually. Orange County was founded by a former high-ranking member of the OG KKK. The ultra-conservative parts of the West tend to be the ones where the white population are mostly Okies and Arkies who are themselves descendants of Scots-Irish shitkickers from East Tennessee and the western…

Somebody call up Laura Ingram at Sandals because the public needs to know which High Schools Josie got rejected from

She needs to learn CPR and shut up.

I liked this movie more when it was Phil-and-the-Knicks, but Marky Davis has much better hair than Jimmy Dolan