Money is like alcohol to this kid. Just take it all away

Your football analogy isn’t very good. Kapler has sucked hard so far.

*Nambia

There were no comments when I read this and didn’t want to admit I was halfway through the article before I realized it wasn’t real.

Missed the “Filed to” label and made it well into the second paragraph before I started thinking, what the heck? Nice.

Yeah, he fully undercut him. I don’t think it was an intentionally dirty play, but had a Warrior player done that this site would be exploding with anger about how dirty it was.

I think that’s true for larger coastal cities, but two things that continue to amaze me about moving to flyover country a little over 10 years ago are a) how much people here watch and listen to local news and b) how often people here just take everyone (media included) at their word.

I’m white and grew up in the 80's and 90's in a rural area where we didn’t get cable and most dads would have a heart attack if you had a crush on a black boy. But all of my white friends and I still watched Fat Albert and the Cosby Show, knew every word to Run DMC and MJ songs, slow-skated at the roller rink to…

Felt like Uconn had no urgency in OT. Settled for some bad shots. Ogunbowale was ice cold with that shot though.

Are you trying to tell me this Cline-motherfucker who supposedly grew up in the 80's and loves all things 80's never got a taste of Whitney Houston or The Last Dragon? I’m an asian mutt and asians haaaaattteeeee black people, but Whitney was on in my house.

An anus, to be exact.

The Venn Diagram of people who would be annoyed if there was a single reference to black 80s culture and people who “don’t get why Black Panther is such a big deal” is a circle.

I got into a major discussion about Lucas from Stranger Things Pop Culture pedigree, and how, in the early to mid 80s, there was no fucking way that he wouldn’t have been into either Michael Jackson or Prince or both. The time period of ST was Thriller’s heyday for god sake. All I wanted was, at the very least, one…

Stalk, huh?

“Piss on Joe West’s grave” is on my bucket list.

I want to see a crew of Charles Oakley, Xavier McDaniel, and Ron Artest

Stick to dribbling..... saliva down your chin.

Idea: train former players to be referees. KD would never ever pull this shit on Kevin Garnett

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

I don’t think that is enough. He probably should be banned from the league and arrested for assault.