Honestly, Kay is worse on the TV side of things. Today, for example, he was in full-on cheerleading mode for a double in the gap—- on March 29 —-that scored one run. In a game the Yankees were already up 3-0 on a mediocre-at-best Toronto team.

I’m actually glad you posted that, because it sorta proves my point. Even friggin’ Daryl Hall couldn’t hear it, and he cowrote the song. I think maybe what Michael meant is just that their song was so good and the opening was so effective that he meant to do something similar. I mean, they’re a similar tempo and they…

Every headline should start with ‘The True Story of Ricky Henderson’, the most effective clickbait known to man

We need Tony Gwynn narrating any Rickey story about Rickey.

“Rickey...*Sighs*...Listen, I’m sorry but we’re going to have to foreclose on your property.”
“Foreclose? But Rickey has at least 8 properties. So, half of them get to stay open, right?”

Aw man. Cannot unsee.

Or Aubry Plaza in a blond wig.

Wait, wait, WAIT.... that orange dipshit said “two of my daughters...” not “my two daughters...” does that mean that there are other daughters out there we don’t know about?

If they portrayed how Drumpenfuror is victimizing minorities and how White Priviledge let these chump-ass motherfuckers ignore it, I’d be down for that. But you know that’s not gonna happen. They’re gonna slather a fuzzy-happy veneer over the whole thing and it will be like watching Diff’rent Strokes but with 50% more…

Imma be real. McRib is my secret love. Like, sneak out to eat four of them in a dark place at 11:30pm. Like, my road to the Sunken Place is lined with that shit.

Billy had that locked and loaded for a while, I would guess and he finally saw a chance to let loose.

You know they cast that little black girl just so she could claim to not be racist.

You don’t know the half. She called the Parkland students liars. She believes in Pizzagate. She’s an Islamaphobe. She’s a conspiracy nut. And get this one, but while you check it out keep in mind that she’s Jewish.

I’d watch the hell out of that Different World remake but not the Cosby Show. Rosanne is an asshole true, but Bill is a serial rapist. Plus he’s a hypocrite for spending years talking down to the black community like his shit didn’t stink. Fuck rehab for him. He can take his lazy eye and go get into a staring contest…

I can’t even listen to Hurdy Gurdy Man after seeing that movie without being freaked out, man!

Just because the whitewashing of hate is being co-written by a black woman doesn’t mean it should be supported. Have some standards.

I’m not watching, either. As much as I love nostalgia (and watched the old show), I’m not going to help Roseanne monetize her support of a president whose short term thus far has visited such injurious harm upon this country.

Good I will wait with breathless anticipation for the reboot of the following and then watch white people’s reaction:

I hadn’t planned on watching due to my required “melanin quota” that all shows (and movies) in 2018 and beyond must meet or exceed to have my stamp of approval. This show falls between Cheers and Friends in that I noticed the cute Black girl in the press conference photo. But nah. No dice from me.

Tesla’s biggest asset has, for a while, been hype. That’s why a single fatal accident is even mentioned in an article like this. How many fatal accidents did it take until people noticed Toyotas were accelerating uncontrollably? But since Tesla seemingly leads the industry in semi-autonomous driving and has an…