OJ Simpson?

We’ve got Jerry Jones, Roger Goodell, NFL Owners, Papa John, and Donald Trump all involved in this nonsense.

Are there any another awful, old white men out there to become involved?

Is this going to connect to Donald Sterling somehow? Silvio Berlusconi?

When Eric fell into the gorilla cage at the zoo as a child, onlookers were terrified that there’d be a bloodbath until zookeepers tranquilized the young man.

I bet Don Jr. wishes he was as strong as his brother Eric. Dude can’t even pet a fluffy rabbit without breaking its neck.

Now that Alabama is set to make a pedophile a senator, this whole pee tape thing seems kinda quaint.

www.thatsthejoke.com

Now where will I go for my heavily-curated corporate music festival fix?

And leave all those middle-aged drunk white motherfuckers loose in the streets?

Who looks at that guy and goes “Yup...you get a gun!”

“We located her dead body concealed under the floor of the residence last night .… We believe that’s probably what started this whole event.”

WNY is already kinda racist, but The Ralph is the most openly racist place I’ve ever been, and I’ve been to the Florida State Fair.

“Oh, Tyrod. The toll road of denial is a long and dangerous one. The price, your soul. Oh, by the way, you have until five to clear out your locker. I’m starting Sunday.”

Seriously.. I think my 99 year old grandmother with Alzheimers remembers more than he does.. which means to me, he should NOT be charge of the JUSTICE system.

Running for President was the dumbest, riskiest thing he’s ever done. Every day still, I wake up and can’t believe this fucknuts is the actual POTUS. I really thought we were headed in the right direction there for awhile.

No one will be impeached. Likely few will see serious jail time.

I think it’s best to be cautiously optimistic with whole Mueller investigation. I think it could very well be these few guys plus Flynn, and that be the end of it with the rest being a lot of bad stuff that doesn’t reach the level of prosecutable.

This guy sure has a hazy memory. Maybe he smoked too much pot.

That Preacher series sure went in a weird direction...

No, it wasn’t casually racists. It was tuxedo-with-tails racist.

The guy was a senior who only started 2 games this year. What makes you think he was only enrolled in college to play football on a scholarship? Plenty of very smart people do very stupid things- your assumption that he can’t read past a 7th grade level doesn’t sound “casually” racist at all.