What’s next? “You didn’t sing loudly enough, or with enough gravitas, so you’re suspended!”

“Freedom of Speech...just watch what you say”

And then they complain that they’re losing money because the field ni- I mean urban youths are taking it through the liberal court system.

Here’s the actual address for the school.

The daily beatings will continue until morale improves.

It’s ok. Nobody reads anything.

Watching that movie again as an adult was like seeing a musical fever dream. It was great fun but I had forgotten how totally insane it was.

“Manipulative characters ruin a Modern Family” is a headline akin to “Game of Thrones character uses a sword”.

it’s soooo funny, isn’t it?! the rich lady bought her husband a store! hahaha! jeez, i’ve become so cynical. thanks, obama!

I definitely said “Blackest Disney movie ever,” but carry on, baby.

settle for the next best thing.

Now if they put everyone in Ted Ross lion costumes and some Debbie Allen choreography this would officially be the new black classic.

he wasn’t involved in the beats sale at all — that was dr. dre & jimmy iovine. tyrese just fucked it up by announcing it before apple was ready losing dre about $300,000.

He wasn’t nominated for acting but all his films were nominated for best picture...

“Meryl Streep’s boyfriend”....his name was John Cazale and he was pretty famous in his own right. 

And that boyfriend was John Cazale, who could out-act Hoffman.

Interesting. Having not watch any of these movies, I would have guessed that Ludacris would be the worst part of those movies.

He’s the WORST part of the new FF movies. The Rock is doing us a favor with this!

Again, where is his wife? Where is Rev Run???? And what does Norma have to do with ruing your career? Yo ashy lips and dusty fingers are the cause of tanking your career.

Kevin Spacey is currently preparing his statement about how he’s really sorry if these events that he can’t remember actually happened, and also he is a new type of sexuality that hasn’t been discovered previously.