If you bring your wife & kids out on public television then they are open for tame jokes. Desus joke wasn’t even that hard. It was a proverbial light tap to the chin. For this clown to react the way he did on his show when Charlamagne goes at people’s throats everyday, all day and not expect fall back when he commits…

“What old man complaints have become your go-tos as you’ve gotten older?”

And what’s the deal with parkways and highways? You spend half your time parked on the highway and the other time getting high in your parkway. I mean seriously people. What’s. The. Deal?

There is no way people from Maine are referred to as Mainers?!? That’s got to be the dumbest thing in this dumb ass country is to be called a mofo Mainer. Besides I thought they were all called Heroine Addicts anyway, or at least that’s what Swifty & D-Money told me.

Well Asians are a race of people that can turn a television into a watch, or so I’ve been told.

I bet you didn’t know though that both Marky Mark Wahlberg and Seth MacFarlane were both scheduled to fly in the planes that collided in to the World Trade Center. Unfortunately only the Funky Bunch made their flight that fateful day.

Derrick Gafney simply because I wore the number 81 in little league and my older brother used to say I dropped just as many passes as he did.

Only man in history to make mass murder look cute.

I got $400 on Kurt Cousins breaking his collarbone in a Fish House breaking up fight between 2 nitwits arguing over whether protesting during the national anthem should be grounds for dismissal sometime in November.

I don’t have a problem with any artist, but I have a major beef with how the record companies have continued to push non-Black artist to the masses at the detriment of Black artist past, present and future. To reward Bruno Mars with the Grammy of the year for copying a New Jack Swing style sound is problematic when…

Phil Spector comes to mind, but that’s about it.

When ESPN eventually loses the NFL they should replace it with tRUMP vs Mayweather in a mano y mano battle over who can read a Dr. Seuss book from cover to cover. With all proceeds going to the which ever strip club the winner chooses.

Trent Dilfer once sneezed on camera and the FCC fined ESPN $40k for over the air NSFW content.

Jose Altuves definitely can always get into male modeling once his baseball career. All he has to master is Blue Steel and Magnum because he definitely has the Melania stare down pat.

In the past we would all point at Dash and laugh at her ignorance on just about everything and shame this moron back into a dark corner where she belongs while the grown folks would get down to the business of electing legit candidates, but after the ascendance of tRUMP that is no longer possible. Up is now down and…

Speaking as a non-white guy I can also confirm that a lot of drunk white guys talk like this even when POC are around. It is fucking crazy! When they’re drunk do they automatically assume that idiot behavior is excusable due to alcohol dependency for only white dudes?

I’m glad to hear that because I write my comments a quarter of a word at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the companies time I’m wasting commenting on the internet instead of working, not the store, not my wife and all her families bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, I’m free.

How can anyone listen to “24K Magic” and not immediately hear Starpoint’s “Object of My Desire” is beyond me.

I don’t want to play anymore. Your comment just made me woozy from how strong the take is. That comment is definitely the scrappiest comment I’ve ever read.

Has anyone checked to see if he has a high motor or not?