Well it’s quite clear though that he doesn’t have the moxie whatsoever.

I’ve never understood this unbridled hatred that the GSW seem to receive from opposing fans. They play a fast, fun & loose style of game that is highly entertaining to watch, but then I went to western Ohio recently and I saw all these people that were wearing Warrior gear who were just wearing Cavs gear 2 years ago…

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you evidence on why cloning a human being is an affront to God! You damn scientists were so preoccupied with whether you could, but didn’t stop to think if you should. 

If y’all think Florida is bad, Arizona and Ohio are both fighting over who gets to say, “Quick, hold my beer!” first.

I think this means that eventually down the line Emilia Clarke’s Qi’ra is going to be revealed to be Paul Bettany’s character twin sister probably.

“So does this mean that LaLa Anthony isn’t going to be in the new Solo movie?”

“Braying about how it’s inevitably going to be awful is just stupid.”

Wait, I thought JLaw got put on because she slept with a certain no longer powerful industry executive whose name is dared not to be mentioned especially within the DNC?

The last time I ate Papa John’s it left me in a sunken place above a toilet bowl.

Kevin Stallings looks like the byproduct of Jimbo Fisher mating with that rotten peach that Drew Magary had relations with as a kid that demonically came to life.

“They voted for Trump because fuck POC; as long as they have their white privilege screw everyone else.”

In America you are automatically considered attractive if you happen to be blond, have an enormous rack and are white.

Lean is a hell of a drug man.

You sure that’s a good idea?

It’s worse than a pee tape. Both Diaper Donnie and Bill Clinton loved hanging out with noted pedophile Jeff Epstein. Vlad Putin was able to take down the USA without even having to fire a bullet.

Rooting for a bad football team is the absolute worse! By the time you realize that your team is an abomination to God’s love that’s usually when the weather turns awful. Daylight Savings Time has stolen an hour from you and getting drunk in the winter is dreadfully depressing. With a bad basketball team you are at…

You’re old now Zukka. Ask any punk ass kid walking across your lawn what they thought of 4:44 and they’ll either ask what the fook is that, or tell you nobody listens to that Grandma shit! So just embrace this period of your life and enjoy eating dinner before rush hour traffic even starts. I know I do.

Yes. And that’s alright. HOV!

How much is Ben Carson wife charging Uncle Leo to spray paint those eyebrows on her face, cuz whatever it is he ain’t getting paid enough?

I’m really feeling ILoveMarkkanen’s new hoop banger, “Getting dunked on the day before Tuesday”.