Trent Dilfer once sneezed on camera and the FCC fined ESPN $40k for over the air NSFW content.

Jose Altuves definitely can always get into male modeling once his baseball career. All he has to master is Blue Steel and Magnum because he definitely has the Melania stare down pat.

In the past we would all point at Dash and laugh at her ignorance on just about everything and shame this moron back into a dark corner where she belongs while the grown folks would get down to the business of electing legit candidates, but after the ascendance of tRUMP that is no longer possible. Up is now down and…

Speaking as a non-white guy I can also confirm that a lot of drunk white guys talk like this even when POC are around. It is fucking crazy! When they’re drunk do they automatically assume that idiot behavior is excusable due to alcohol dependency for only white dudes?

WTF is that?!? Has Mjolnir been reduced from the mighty hammer to the all mighty Philips Head Screwdriver? Count me out.

I’m glad to hear that because I write my comments a quarter of a word at a time. Nothing else matters. Not the companies time I’m wasting commenting on the internet instead of working, not the store, not my wife and all her families bullshit. For those 10 seconds or less, I’m free.

How can anyone listen to “24K Magic” and not immediately hear Starpoint’s “Object of My Desire” is beyond me.

I don’t want to play anymore. Your comment just made me woozy from how strong the take is. That comment is definitely the scrappiest comment I’ve ever read.

Has anyone checked to see if he has a high motor or not?

Well it’s quite clear though that he doesn’t have the moxie whatsoever.

I’ve never understood this unbridled hatred that the GSW seem to receive from opposing fans. They play a fast, fun & loose style of game that is highly entertaining to watch, but then I went to western Ohio recently and I saw all these people that were wearing Warrior gear who were just wearing Cavs gear 2 years ago…

Ladies and gentlemen I present to you evidence on why cloning a human being is an affront to God! You damn scientists were so preoccupied with whether you could, but didn’t stop to think if you should. 

If y’all think Florida is bad, Arizona and Ohio are both fighting over who gets to say, “Quick, hold my beer!” first.

I think this means that eventually down the line Emilia Clarke’s Qi’ra is going to be revealed to be Paul Bettany’s character twin sister probably.

“So does this mean that LaLa Anthony isn’t going to be in the new Solo movie?”

“Braying about how it’s inevitably going to be awful is just stupid.”

Wait, I thought JLaw got put on because she slept with a certain no longer powerful industry executive whose name is dared not to be mentioned especially within the DNC?

The last time I ate Papa John’s it left me in a sunken place above a toilet bowl.

Kevin Stallings looks like the byproduct of Jimbo Fisher mating with that rotten peach that Drew Magary had relations with as a kid that demonically came to life.

“They voted for Trump because fuck POC; as long as they have their white privilege screw everyone else.”