In America you are automatically considered attractive if you happen to be blond, have an enormous rack and are white.

Lean is a hell of a drug man.

You sure that’s a good idea?

It’s worse than a pee tape. Both Diaper Donnie and Bill Clinton loved hanging out with noted pedophile Jeff Epstein. Vlad Putin was able to take down the USA without even having to fire a bullet.

Rooting for a bad football team is the absolute worse! By the time you realize that your team is an abomination to God’s love that’s usually when the weather turns awful. Daylight Savings Time has stolen an hour from you and getting drunk in the winter is dreadfully depressing. With a bad basketball team you are at…

You’re old now Zukka. Ask any punk ass kid walking across your lawn what they thought of 4:44 and they’ll either ask what the fook is that, or tell you nobody listens to that Grandma shit! So just embrace this period of your life and enjoy eating dinner before rush hour traffic even starts. I know I do.

Yes. And that’s alright. HOV!

How much is Ben Carson wife charging Uncle Leo to spray paint those eyebrows on her face, cuz whatever it is he ain’t getting paid enough?

I’m really feeling ILoveMarkkanen’s new hoop banger, “Getting dunked on the day before Tuesday”.

Which make no sense how DC has failed at movies when there cartoons used to crush it! Batman:TAS, Justice League & Young Justice were so damn good but all of there movies have been nothing but fratboy hot trash.

NO! NO! N to the hell f’n O! Not this time and not ever again. That bish is from New YAWK City just like the rest of those Jersey Shore frauds. Don’t put that evil on my precious home state.

Attention Cleveland racist! If you are going to heckle a Black basketball player then the correct chant to do would be, Hockey! Hockey! Hockey!

I certainly found the last episode of the season where the Uber driver is shot in the back with enough bullets to stop a rampaging elephant by the police to be knee slapping hysterical said no one ever. It really was a dramedy.

How many lives did that officer save by NOT rushing into that school guns a blazing as if he were Yosemite Sam?!? WTF is going on with y’alls president, man? Is this clown trying to play crazy in order to be removed from office in the hopes that once he’s removed from office then the Mueller investigation will cease…

If Disney is dumb enough to let Ryan Coogler go then I hope someone at Nickelodeon is smart and hand their Avatar:The Last Airbender franchise over to him and let a real auteur take it in a fresh and positive direction.

Just another day in America where “Becky with the Bad Genes” can cause a national scandal and not even get a slap on the wrist for fear it may damage her pale, ultra delicate spotted skin, whereas kids in urban schools can get into disagreements with each other due to being educated in overcrowded, underfunded and…

Well since that is what you chose to title your freshly opened Kinja account then I know to never trust a word you say since you are probably poison anyway.

I guess once you master the coin toss mastering COINTELPRO becomes old hat.

“Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the goddamn judges so the other skaters don’t have to! I have people skills; I am good at dealing with judges. Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people? I won us a goddamn bronze medal!!!!”

Uh, Tom “The Hammer” DeLay was also on Dancing With The Stars and they don’t give out sweet nicknames like “The Hammer” unless you are a star or you’re still living in a frat house 8 years after you had already dropped out.