China may not be down with Hip Hop, but when will Asia stop with the Blackface?

In order for Giannis to become the G.O.A.T Milwaukee had to stop Kidd-ing around.

What didn’t you like about Ultron? Did you not find James Spader’s narcoleptic o’ding on Ambien Ultron voice not compelling?

Hold up! Are you telling me someone got that excited over a damn board game?!? Not a sporting event that involves ACTUAL highly compensated athletes that could care less about its fans even when said highly paid compensation depends on keeping said fanbase entertained, but a stupid board game that you can purchase at…

I don’t know if TB12 really cut his hand or not but I find it awfully suspicious that Curt Schilling taped him up with a bloody sock though.

I have doubts that the London Monster ever actually existed but I will raise a pint that the person that wrote about him, Al Kohallich, most certainly did exist.

If only there were someone at Penn State that was as tough and brave as Aly Raisman and all the other victims that have put an end to what has gone on way too damn long with the USAG

Denver does get more sunshine than Miami though.

And how long did this so called cat play with Jeffrey Dahmer while he was in prison?

Well compared to Cris Collinsworth then he is goddam John Madden for me.

Either the guy holding the beer cans is Andre The Giant son or I finally understand why Dotard #45 only wants to allow Scandinavians in to this country. It’s not because they are white it’s because he wants there tiny beer can technology in order to make his baby hands look gigantic holding something.

Give it a rest Edelman. No matter how hard you publicly profess your love for TB12 you will always be just another sidepiece receiver for Brady.

Bucktooth Becky is so dumb that even Blondes look down on her for being stupid.

Bucktooth Becky is so dumb that even Blondes look down on her for being stupid.

A.C. Green’s penis was an underused appendage.

Originally Gerald Green was just going to give the Clippers the finger but the last time he attempted that he never got it back.

Yeah, but she was running for a Senate seat in Louisiana though. That’s like running for class president of your kindergarten class. That ish don’t really count.

Dammit! Is Courtney Love hanging around Pullman now?

Ain’t no way in hell Diaper Donald is under 300 lbs and the only way he is 6'3" is if he was wearing Timberlands when he was getting his faux physical exam.

Wait, is Chunkybee Sanders finally close to getting laser eye surgery to fix both of her lazy eyes?!?