I swear Bucktooth Becky is really playing the cowardly racist card when the senator from the great state of New Jersey is holding a hand full of spades. Dumb bish is really going all the way down with Dolt #45 on the sinking political Titanic.
Drew I really wanna see your team finally kick that football that Lucy keeps yanking away from y’all, but my Gawd man, that friggin’ Skol Clap that Vikings fans do is lamer than the Chiefs/Braves ridiculous Seminoles stealing war chant.
Real men nail their scrotums to a wooden board and let there dominatrix squish their balls with high heel stilettos pumps until their testicles are crushed.
When pressed to testify against tRUMP, Bannon was overheard replying to Mueller, “Fuck it then! For another Pit sandwich and tater salad I’m willing to snitch a little more. Just make it medium rare with a lot horseradish though.”
Mark Burns and Joy Reid may not be friends but they are most certainly family because Joy just son’d the hell out of that fake reverends dumb ass!
If you think it’s crazy in the streets now wait till you find out which nutcase resides in the White House at the moment.
For all you people who thinks the Cavs should get Boogie, then what are they going to trade in order to acquire him? Right now the Pelicans are the 6th seed in the West. Alvin Gentry & the Pelicans front office are fighting to keep their jobs. In what universe does it make sense for them to trade away their 2nd best…
“If the Jaguars somehow beat the Patriots next week....”
What, no love for Dugan Fife? Oh wait, you said “GREAT” Michigan point guards.
Can we get a retrospective on how much of a racist shithead Elvis Costello was next?
Being a Heat fan must have been the most exciting weekend of JVH’s life.
Diaper Donald may not have a good relationship with a lot of of Haitians but I can think of one Haitian that he did have a good relationship with lame stream media!
Between last week’s Super Bowl of Stupidity between Blake Bortles vs. Tyrod Taylor, once again another g’d All-SEC National Championship game and another damn abortion come alive column from Bill Simmons has finally killed any care I might have had left for any type of football.
I remember handing my dad his basketball book and after reading 2 chapters of it my dad gave it back to me wondering out loud why in the hell I would think he would enjoy it.
Last decade I used to wait for Bill Simmons columns on Page 2 like a puppy waiting for its owner to come home from work. I remember my, “WTF Is This Shit?!?” moment with Simmons after buying his Basketball Book and suddenly realizing that my Lord Jeebus this man is a hack with the most nonsensical homerism takes were…
Thanks for the heads up cuz I seriously thought, why are they posting pics of the Duck Dynasty clowns.
“If Haiti, El Salvador & all those other African nations want us to accept their migrants then they need to make sure they are blond white women.”
Has anyone figured out yet how the hell Suckabee Sanders has 2 lazy eyes?!? That woman gives even chameleons the heebee jeebee’s on the amount of rotation her eyeballs can reach.
Meanwhile the crown Prince of Eternia is wondering where the hell are all the F-52's he purchased from tRUMP are going to arrive.