Really looking forward to the day Drunk History covers the tRUMP white house. They better keep a doctor on call when they film that episode because someone is definitely getting their stomach’s pumped immediately afterwards from all the corn liquor that they will be consuming.

This is the easiest boycott I’ve ever had to do ever since Wendy’s food already taste like shit. What once was a joy to eat now taste like over-salted shit with a frosty that is so watered down that you would think you were eating ice cubes blend with Nesquick.

Has anybody told Dan LeBatard that there is a constipated, racist fool that is running around Arizona running for public office that looks exactly like his dad?

What’s weird is I didn’t understand what it felt like to just be an American and not be judged by the color of my skin until I went to Europe and have people treat me the way normal person should be treated. Sadly I have recently learned that Black people are treated differently in Europe/China than Africans are.

I’ve never had an issue with what I consider my sisters/brothers in the struggle identifying as Black or their native origin because in the eyes of the Devil we are all just simple minorities to be exploited for our wealth.

“Crypt Keeper’s last resort booty call!”

Do not test Rodney Hood cuz that man is quick to pump slugs in your face, and dump yo ass in a river. I guess what I’m trying to say is Hood is a bad, bad man.

I’ve never met an African immigrant that called themselves Black. Every African person I’ve ever dealt with has proudly claimed there country of origin. Hell I’ve had an Africans from Ethiopia, Eritrea & Nigeria from different points of my life question me on why Blacks choose to call ourselves African American when…

Look, we all know Kellyanne Conway has had a ruff time working in Diaper Donald’s administration, but try and remember all the grace and poise that she showed at the Westminster Dog Show.

“We already know that the president has a tendency to overpay people he really likes, hell, Omarosa got a max salary just for warming up KFC and showing white people how to do the Cha Cha Slide at events.”

I’m so glad this wasn’t one of those Liberal Media Gotcha question type interviews where they asked Money May how to spell Me Too.

If you were eating KFC (god forbid) would you want to lick your fingers afterwards?!?

Richie Incognito......no, wait that’s not sexual.....that’s just a dick’s name.

Meh, imagine if she picked someone like Julian Castro or Corey Booker instead of the completely forgettable Tim Kaine. A man so uninspiring that even his own children ask may I help you from behind a locked door every time he comes home.

This is exactly the problem! That no one on Lebron’s team especially LeBron James of all people didn’t say, hold up you want me to grab a blonde white woman and growl at the camera like a savage animal, and not immediately walk away from that fuckery is why we keep seeing this bullshit continue to this day.

Sloppy Steve Bannon: “I’m the best ever. I’m the most brutal and vicious, and most ruthless kingmaker there’s ever been. There’s no one can stop me. Kushner is a conqueror? No, I’m Karl Rove, he’s no Rove. I’m the best ever. There’s never been anybody as ruthless. I’m Roger Ailes, I’m Dick Cheney. There’s no one like…

I sure as hell hope that row boat technology doesn’t fall into those dangerous immigrants hands because then we would have to build 2 more walls up and down the eastern/western coasts.

Maybe H&M thought it was cool to portray Black people as monkeys because a certain popular athlete let Vogue play his ass before.

Well if N. Korea is in need of some winter skiers then the island of Dominica is always willing to help out.

FOH with that “Drunken Master” nonsense! Does Diaper Donald really look smart enough to pull a Vincent ‘The Chin” Gigante long con?!? No. This POTUS is just plain dumb, lazy and corrupt as fuck. Any accomplishments that happens during his hopefully brief presidency is just sheer coincidences and not anything he…