Just remember: not making jokes about Harvey Weinstein is “being cowardly”, but making jokes about him is “too soon”. Welcome to the era of walking on eggshells.

I’d love one. Snickers is a great shi-tty American candy bar. I think they have to legally call them “candy bars” in the US because it would be a crime to call them anything near “chocolate bars”. This is as it should be, because American chocolate in candy bars we all know is abominable crap. Hershey’s pumps out…

I’m just remembering how this ferociously awful Kinja system was developed by post-Soviet Hungarians in Hungary by Nick Denton because that’s where disgraced and defeated Gawker founder Nick Denton’s family is from. A proprietary format they “developed” and is such a piece of nasty bad shit. Kinja is the fucking…

I was really into that first season, but every time I’ve tried to watch it since, it’s felt false and bad. I remember one season, I think Drew Carey was a judge, and after auditions the judges actually got super pissed because like, no one they actually liked moved on to the next round and they were actually told on…

How can I put this? Murder...it’s just not cool.

I didn’t hate the first half of Daredevil’s 2nd season, because it treated The Punisher like the villain he is.

But Marvel can’t have one of their most popular characters be a “true” bad guy, can they?

Without gun control laws (which we will never, ever get in the United States), the only way to lessen gun use in the United States is to change the way they’re portrayed in the media. Stop making them macho and sexy. Start showing mass murderers as the pathetic, cowardly nothings they really are.

No shit.

Hey here’s an idea - in the light of yet another horrific mass shooting this is a great time for all of us to culturally admit that Punisher is nothing but the most juvenile power fantasy for edge lords and pull him entirely because fuck - is Dour Rambo something we needed that goddamn badly? Season 2 of…

But he DOES have powers! A bunch of guns which have the power to turn an insecure paranoiac into The Bringer of Death! And the wonderful thing is, unlike Green Lantern’s ring, or Thor’s hammer, EVERYONE can have these powers, even if they’re the most unworthy person in the country. They just have to go to a gun show…

Beast Rabban Goes Hawaiian

The blackberries here are drying up. And somebody found my secret blueberry patch because it was picked clean. I suppose some big bear fattening up for winter sauntered through with his head down and mouth open. Well I’m trying to fatten up for winter too! I got so few berries this week I’m worrying about scurvy.…

Finally, someone remembers that, behind all the crass commercialism, 9/11 is really about family.

If you’re reading this and you have the power to do so, could ya help a fella out and un-grey me? I’m just trying to get by in this cold brutal Kinjafied world.

Lol everytime i see someone reply to the BM, I know who’s on the right side of the argument.

“Audiences have a decreasing tolerance for entertainment that feels practiced and rehearsed — they want people who shoot from the hip, say what they mean, and mean what they say.”

“My desires are unconventional.”

Did you know that the medium of film has existed for longer than ten years, and in multiple countries? Strange but true!

If you can get over the word “French” in the title, The French Connection is a cool movie!

This commenting system is factually, objectively worse, with fewer features.