Mom had an ‘84 300 with that same dash, mysterious “fuel level is low” voice included.

Meh, lemme know when it folds into a briefcase when I get to my floating office.

You don't want to lean into a turn on slick tires.

W

“...spit and polish... Save that for your boots, private.”

I seem to recall from my snow-laden youth that this is one of the reasons why my parents said they had children.

This is marketing.

Wow, I kinda hate to admit it, but my mind went straight to the gutter with that lead image. LOL

Not the smallest, but certainly the coolest:

“Looks like you’ve got it pretty well equipped, too.”

C.A. Pinkham,

Wow. Saw the price, saw the car, didn’t even read a word on my way down to NP button.

I see a lot of you here saying he overcorrected.

I might be wrong, but I think that was here on the island on Saturday. The PR 1/2 Mile at BQN airport.

This game’s going to be a total bust.

That background looks like the murals that used to be painted on vans before they became ‘mini’.

Your pic, continued...

Nope! Not with that type of rust underneath. Surface rust on panels is one thing, but that is disaster waiting to happen.