Wow! With the selection of only three colors,

Doesn’t really apply in this case, but I never get to use it. So... here, enjoy.

This would be so simple. You could even keep in within the family tree.

Very impressive. Volvo is an automaker I’ve always respected for their commitment to the safety of their clients.

Look at that two-tone paint! <drools>

90-93 Celica GT Convertible.

I think I’ve finally found the car it most looks like. The Mazda Cosmo.

Ahh, good catch my friend. For some reason I thought that was the tagline for the Allante and didn’t bother to check.

I don’t know, dude. It may be fact that this car wasn’t built to the quality standards you’d expect from a Cadillac, but I’ve always had a soft spot for the ‘Caddy that zigs.’

Exactly, I couldn’t agree more.

I take it you like those old Celicas, too. They’re not fast, not expensive, and not even that popular; but to me, they’re one of the most beautiful cars to hit the road in the last 1/4 century.

Yep! I used to have one. Only problem is, those little lenses tend to get dirty from behind. A little tough to figure out to clean. LOL

He missed a couple beauties.

On some level, I’m sure it works and all, but I can’t help but oppose the use of an increasingly hard to find original* classic game controller.

I don’t know. Without going all meme-y, there looks to be some photoshop-esque editing where the top meets the A-pillar. Like a big block of blur was applied to smooth stuff out.

Very observant. Upon careful rewatch, sure enough, you’re right - that front end has been hit prior in the same spot.

Annnddd...

I’m feeling a bit lazy today, so I’m just going to copypaste my response from earlier in another article:

I have to say, I’m very disappointed in VW for this. I’ve always quietly held them in higher regard then most of the other auto manufacturers. Though not quite as distasteful as blatantly pushing a potential fiery Pinto to market, or hiding the known faulty ignition switch of GM, it still shows an ethical low that I…