It's more humor than shame, but here goes...

Woof! Love it! There's no shame in a classic like that!

There's no better sounding engine than the 4.0 in my Jeep ZJ.

Wow,

Oye, y la palabra 'spic' no tiene 'k'.

Cuidado con el racismo, Conner... Todo somos Jalops, verdad?

If this annoys you all, I wouldn't reccomend Puerto Rico as your next driving experience.

The second video, I mean. Obviously it hasn't snowed in Puerto Rico for a while now.

I was hiking with some friends in El Yunque (Puerto Rico) the day they were filming some of that footage. Buried somewhere on an old Olympus memory card are some photos of my friend posing in front of it. LOL

You want a sexy vehicle? You can't go wrong with one of these.

Here, have a really great song about lying and coming out of the closet.

I pretty much consider myself agnosticy-atheist*, but it's times like these where I hope I'm absolutely dead wrong and that there's actually a god who happens to be a fellow Jalop, who will delight in sending to a reserved corner of hell people who commit these types of atrocities to otherwise collectible vehicles.

Christmas decorating my car is always one of my favorite things to do!

I don't know, guys. I'm kinda thinking the whole 'my wife is making me sell it because it's too fast' is a bit far-fetched and more like bait than anything else.

*trollface*

Isn't this like being in a parked car and having the car beside you back out, leaving you with the feeling that you're actually drifting forward so you slam on the brakes to no avail?

Obviously Curiosity found a Mayan calendar pointing to the date when civilization ended there too. Unfortunately, there is too little time left here on Earth for the scientists to reach a 5-sigma certainty before we meet our own demise. So I guess we'll all die never knowing what they know.

Thats ok. I'll volunteer my garage if someone gives it to you.

I was hoping you were kidding! :)

Simple...