Where is the unicorn?

There's a European Ford that looks even more identical, but I don't recall off the top of my head what it was called.

I'm basing it more on the bland looks than the specs

Why yes, you're absolutely correct...

Ten grand for a ten year old Contour???

Capitalism = Slavery

I'll take "Uses of Weed and Alcohol" for a thousand, Alex.

Is that a coolant stain AND a dirty overflow tank?

The 'a' before the word 'feature' in your last iteration of the title does not belong there.

Thanks for the compliment, dude. Just having a little fun last night - me and a couple beers decided to see what it'd be like to be a fanboy.

OMG are you for real???

Yet another of god's many glorious ways of telling humans to stop being so f'ing stupid.

Yo dude, this does not deserve a scorn as severe or dramatic as you write.

It's just gonna hafta happen...

*while

Coverage is only Greater-Green Bay, WI?!?

*dons tin-foil hat*

So, exactly how much fossil fuel do we need burn to spray saltwater clouds?

Wait... She had fair skin AND freckles? And hair color wouldn't show up in black and white photos.

Tungsten FTW!