@Bangarang: "heartbreaking"... Or is it?

@Hotscot: 'Courics' "... Coined the unit of measurement of excrement by South Park" source: [www.huffingtonpost.com]

Teenage? Hmmm... Well that rules out Angelina Jolie and Sarah Michelle Geller... Who's it gonna be when this gets silver-screened by Christmastime?

@Malthian: 'taking in for repair for deleting autoexec.bat' I LOLed!

Well, I guess we'll know how to repurpose this building later this year.

OMG That clip belongs in the Smithsonian! LOL

Wow! I can't believe not a single reference to Lemmiwinks in the comments. LOL

@pvalpha: I've got a similar story to yours, so I can totally relate. Congratulations for getting off that crap... Feels good, doesn't it? =)

I thought for sure after I (mis)read the title that I was about to be treated to another story about an equally awesome method (comparable to yesterday's catapult) where they had been using harpoons to smuggle weed across the Southwest border.

@corpore-metal: Oh please! You don't really believe that those televangelists actually believe in god, do you?

@Soaring: Oddly enough, yes. I've tried to explain to them that they're advertising corporations without compensation, yet they still check in at a well known coffee shop, fast-food joint, etc.

Let's just hope we find the signal before this thing completely rusts away. Arecibo's not looking too good lately.

I don't care what any of you say... not only is the universe spherical, I am at the center of it, and I can prove it!

Wow, what a neat set of cars, too bad I can't afford any of them! LOL

@Nothing Happens: You noticed that too, huh?

Awww, look at those big puppydog eyes for headlights and that awesome wood dash... Somebody should rescue the poor thing. Doesn't even look like it's been accidented. It couldn't possibly be that much to fix it up and have a little fun with. If I wasn't trapped on an island 2500 miles away, I'd come rescue this one.…

@Novaload: @ Tom - Thank you for the approval - you're awesome, dude!

[saying prayers]

@Isetta: And an old school Eastern Airlines boarding stairs to boot!

@Sentient Photon: Consider the 'Basic physics' of which you speak.