My god, your name. Somehow, Johan Lieber is even scarier now.

Oh boy folks, here we go! Let me first say that the song was nice and sweet. On to the moon base… Wow. Simply stunning architecture and set piece. By not showing the entirety of Pink Diamond's mural, they kept the ambiguity of the Rose=Pink Diamond theory alive and well. I'm also shocked by just how far the gem plans…

Dang, thanks! That Undertale comment was the first I've posted on the site in quite a while, so finding it featured in Keyboard Geniuses is making my long trudge towards next week's exams just a little bit brighter.

I played first through the Neutral and Pacifist endings of Undertale, and even though it took quite a while to bring up the willpower to ruin the perfect happy ending for all of the characters I had grown to love, I eventually made my way towards a No Mercy/Genocide run, wishing that some heroic monster could just…

Don't lose hope, dawg. In my experience, it's hard to find somebody who doesn't love waffles.

I'd meant to post a while back, but as of yesterday, I have been in my first official relationship for a full month! After meeting each other near the end of last academic year and talking incessantly for a while, she asked me out mid-summer (the day after I resolved to ask her out once we got back on campus- I have…

Oh man, Polar Bear Cafe was my absolute jam for quite a while. Such a relaxing and fun show. One of my favorite episodes was when they broke formula and set a guy from out of town visiting as the POV. Somehow, there weren't talking animals where he was from, and he was rightly freaked the hell out.

Must We Repeat This Cycle Until Our Inevitable Deaths, Internet?

If you haven't spent the time to read through all of the Titpuncher.com article, you should go back and give it a look, especially to the final sentence. It's an amazing take on the toxic manosphere.

My theory is malfunctioning (alien?) robots tasked to trawl the internet and find what humans might like, but all they want is to learn how to love.

Creepypasta has been a thing for ages, I can't believe you only just found out about it, Internet!

I know it's an Onion article, but the idea of praise for that movie kind of hurts my soul.

Next time the crystal gems cross paths with her, they're toes-t!

We already knew about the Florida part from Jailbreak, but I'm excited to examine the rest once we have good still shots.

She certainly makes them look like the boot of the joke.

Huh… where I come from, the anthem is, "I'm worried about Lapis, guys!"

Letting her get away definitely stings, but I think those wounds will heel.

So much to talk about, so for my comment, I'll just focus on how fantastic the bit where Pearl locks into Peridot's location using the pod's computer is. Who knew a glorified GPS could be so exciting?

I'd vote for her. She wipes the floor with any of the frontrunning Republican candidates.

Nana Pizza is the true hero we aspire to be, and Jamie's buns are a priceless treasure.