I can afford one, have owned Alfas in the past and loved them, and the lack of that third pedal kills my interest stone dead. So close and yet so far...

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GM, which was primarily bailed out by taxpayers and unions

Awww... did someone hurt your feelings, Mr. cant-work-a-clutch-to-save-my-life.

The Tesla Model S

What??! No love shown for the 1993 Jiotto Caspita? Sacrilege!

It looks like a flattened Beetle.

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Great writeup. It's good to know that the 8-speed auto is well done, because the previous 6-speed is not particularly good.

Hey Audi - if you want to sell one more:

I'm going to assume it won't come in 3 pedal variety, so I won't want it. Which is great news because I won't be able to afford it.

That's what happens when you put the engine in the wrong place.