You can serve as a decoy then, my experience is that that sticker isn't nearly as effective and tends to draw zombies out of the wood work.

Thank you. I'll add that one to my arsenal.

Nope. I'm prepared for a zombie attack and even the zombie-pocalypse. As everyone knows zombies only eat brains and I carry with me a sticker that reads "Democrat", thus ensuring my safety. As a precautionary fail-safe, I also have a blizzard T-shirt that has "I invented always online DRM gaming" printed on it.

They may have ripped GOW off, but they've done an outstanding job. DS1 was/is an excellent game and is three times longer than GOW and I found it more challenging and a lot more fun (ymmv). I trust DSII won't disappoint AND it will have single player offline. Suck that blizzard!

Farts Will Be Lighted [sic]

see? this is exactly why video games need to include single player offline. Some people just shouldn't socialize. Damn you Blizzard and your socialist agenda!

Blizzard is minimizing the size and scope of their clusterfuck in eliminating single player offline in Diablo III, so I'd expect them to minimize the number of hacks reported. I'd believe the lies of a jonesing crack whore before I'd believe Blizzard these days, but that's just me. Ya fucked up Blizzard. Just stand…

Exactly. A high IQ only means you learn faster than most people. It virtually guarantees a lower emotional IQ (if there were such a thing) because emotions are irrational and the brighter you are the more you realize that the planetary herd is in dire need of culling.

Nope. Knifing a bunch of quick scoping mewling juggernaut wearing Film Actors Guild Socialites jumping around like they’re playing Halo and listening to them bitch in the after game lobby; that is what is best in life. Nothing in Diablo will ever be that satisfying.

how do you know it's a hack and not just another bug?

what is most popular among the fan base

Just because you choose to play a multiplayer game

Have you actually played the game? It's quite tedious. I played it for an hour then stuck it in the pile with Barbie Race & Ride.

The only thing currently worse than not getting your Diablo III (pronounced Diablo Ay Yi Yi) is trying to play Diablo III and waiting to connect to the currently being patched server(s).

Dude. I believe if you check your bible (any version will do) you'll see that genocide was invented by god (as well as infanticide), and if god is cool with genocide, then what possible objection or moral issue could there be? I mean, didn't god invent right and wrong?

Nope. My Fat60 plays ps2 games so does my ps2, and if the xbox isn't backward compatible looks like I'm left with PC gaming.

What is it about Diablo that's so great?

that's exactly what it means. noob tubes and quick scoping.

reads like it was written by a chick.

Photoshop!