Bahahaha WHAT?! A 2000 Grand Am was featured in a magazine in 2018?  I cannot figure this out.  I think I might be having an aneurysm.

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

Still not reliable as a Chevy.*

I know T. Jon ( we worked at the same company for a short time) so I’m not going to argue with him, especially since his explanation is accurate. But there is another reason.

Broke the barrier.  No longer Virgin.

Get one for an exhibit, drained of all flammable fluids and with no battery, parked under the smoke detector. 

Glad to see I’m not the only one who has a weird boner for the Freelander.

Pacifica Hybrid?

That Popemobile is probably the best SEAT in the house.

Donuts on the interstate will get you pulled over.

The Patron Saint of Shadetree Mechanics.

Agreed. Just plug-in hybridize everything in the near term. Even 20 or 30 miles of range would be great.

In Siberia, kerosene road burns you!

Alternate method for setting fire to railroad tracks:

I prefer Christopher Cross’s later works.

Holy shit man, I hope you saved some pussy for the rest of us.  

If Trump had really wanted her locked up, he should have hired her to work on his campaign. Seems to be the express lane to prison. 

Very fitting for Cadillac. Even their logo will be an empty shell of its former self.

I know this seems trite or obvious but why not make a New Beetle? Call it the lightning bug or something. You could have it come with the RWD 168hp electric and 200miles of range. if it had a frunk and the same good looks of the last 2-door that is about to be put out to pasture it would make for a funky/fun commuter.

Seems like this is an update to the old way VW used to say “fuck you”: