The point of modding your car is to improve its performance and functionality. When you wipe out your own trunk and make it less stable than a late '90s Explorer, you're doing it wrong. Seems like a nice guy, but his car sucks, and not because it's a soulless appliance. So does every other donk ever made.

I kept reading "louvre" as "lover." Kinda changes the context a bit!

Why stop at helmets, considering the epidemic distracted driving and poor road manners plaguing our streets and highways?

Having just made the long-ish round trip between my home and my mom's house, I have another: turning off your brights when opposing highway traffic becomes visible. I hate being dazzled by dumbasses who forget to do that, especially if they have xenons or illegal mods installed.

Ah, yes, add it to the list!

The only acceptable bumper stickers:

Whoever thought touchscreens in cars was a great idea should be sentenced to the same fate I want for the genius at GM who made reverse lights double as courtesy lights: drawing and quartering, twice.

Hehe, click'd!

Agreed. I do that whenever possible, especially in speed-trap heavy states like Oklahoma.

Ugh, they're almost always GMs, whose reverse lights double as courtesy lights, and they are the bane of parking garages everywhere. Whoever dreamt that up needs to be drawn and quartered, twice.

Consistency is the mark of a good driver. If one

It's safe to say I like most species of cars. Except donks, fuckin' hate those things.

You know where I could get one of those? Do want!

Why learn or continue to drive a manual? Survival, pure and simple! People do more and more things in their cars that aren't driving, and it's sickening.

This never would have happened if Nissan hadn't canned the S platform! Oh, the huge manatee!

Putting on the armor of contempt, all I have to say is good riddance, assholes!

I knew the the RX really stood for "rally cross". Is there anything Mazda can't do, besides turn a profit?

Love it. I've joined the Mazda fold this year, and I'm happy with what I see from the House of Rotary (tm), dismal financials aside. I really hope the new Skyactiv + aggressive styling + classic sporting image gets Mazda the attention it deserves.

Punch of Kill Everything + radical right = moderates coming out of their closets to help fix this fractured country. Yeah, he could use that right now. As for myself, I would have telekinesis and abuse the hell out of it.

Mazda makes, dollar for dollar, more exciting and better-equipped cars than its bland and boring competitors, yet it's been hemorrhaging cash like there's no tomorrow. It's seemingly well respected amongst many Jalops, including myself, but it's been ironically overlooked. Then again, I've been busy with an exam the…