Had a $250 2.5 turbo Plymouth Acclaim that had a bad head gasket. Turned out the head was warped. It was a Sunday afternoon, and I was broke (as if the $250 Acclaim didn’t give that away).

It looks like an Opel GT from this angle

How far can you punt a football?

Maybe he just left his wallet there and was trying to find the waitress...

I’ve been through more than 80 cars over the past 20 years (5-7 in the fleet at any given time), the majority being under $3000 beaters that came and went as a second income. It’s kind of a compulsion, too, as every time I spent bigger on a nice car, I’d fall in love with a $250 Audi and let the nice car sit.

Square body Chevy farm truck. Bonus points for keeping the three-on-the-tree.

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Based solely on the title of this post I pray to $kaycog there’s no COTD winner herein.