I used to make ramen, drain most of the water and add a packet of tuna to it. It looks horrific, but it makes me happy. (My college roommate called this dish “Barbie’s eating cat food” and made me eat it in another room.)

I have many things to say on this topic

I meannnn ... I’m not picky.

OKAY WAIT.

Dude, the ketchup thing. People who love it just love it so much. My dude put it on a RIB EYE that I had sous vided for him and the fact that I kept my mouth shut is a sign that I must really like him or something.

Lima beans: your ex, pardon my French, quel —-. <- i missed that this was a safe space!