Greg Schiano: (reads Deadspin comments at 1:32 AM)

Unlike the Bucs, this burn is MRSA-less.

No joke; that organization really needs to overhaul its staph.

The Bulls may have the worst culture in the NBA, but the worst culture in all of sports can be found in the Tampa Bay Buccaneers’ locker room.

Hey, you can take Phil back if you want!

He should have. Forman and Paxson are terrible though.

What in the living fuck are you talking about?

It would have gotten you more if you were any team but the Bulls. Their front office is one of the worst in sports.

At least you’re earning that persecution complex.

Here’s the difference between a smart basketball executive and a dumb one.

The salary bit is so disingenuous. Not only can the Knicks match any offer he receives in 2019-20, but due to all of the protections built into the CBA for star players, the Knicks can offer him so much more money in an extension than any other team that it’s almost insane for him to go anywhere else, which is why we…

Sticking it to the Jets is more of a Sharks thing though.

That years old Belichick quote once again proves that his curt answers are generally the result of bad questions. If you ask him a good question, he’ll talk your damn ear off.

I don’t know if he is the worst person in the world, he seems fairly pleasant and well adjusted.

C’mon. If we’re talking dorks at a Bears game, there are plenty walking around there wearing blue and orange.

Wow, the guy really will do anything to avoid writing new pages of Game of Thrones.

Eh, let the guy on the field. As a Bears fans I was conditioned to hate the Packers but I began to realize it was stupid to hate someone just because they’re smart enough to put a better product on the field year after year. Fuck it, let this guy march out there in his Packers shit. Maybe a McCaskey will see it and…

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