That’s entirely my point.

Totally with you up until the unmarked police cars. Those are bad.

They’re 2.7 seconds slower than average.

You are aware there is more than one pitch thrown in a game, right?

Brilliant strategy by Coach Vignault to repeatedly bench Brady Skjei and replace him with Marc Staal at the end of games. It’s now cost them 2 games this series plus one against Montreal.

Alain Vigneault has a great track coaching his team when they have an empty net on the other end. Playing Girardi/Staal this series over Clendening is a travesty and should get him the same boot he got in Vancouver.

Ugh

“Cover your head survival drills” in the US in the 80's? What the fuck are you talking about? Those were passé by 1965.

“I rarely have full-blown all-three-holes sex with a stranger, but I have.

Oh they fall down a lot in hockey?

I am enjoying this. Come out of the grays, sir or madam.

NEVER TAKE ME OUT OF THE GREYS!!!

YOU REALLY LIKE THAT!!1!!1

Ya, I’m sure all the Clippers fans out there are happy to sit back and wait for Blake to heal because he’ll be back next year and finally carry the team to greatness. Because it’s not like he’s injury prone, or leaving in free agency, or that this Clippers team has been saying “next year” for the past, what, six…

This cannot get enough stars. Look at the idiot replying to you. Oh, the toe is integral to running and jumping. No. Here’s a fact. My girlfriend did a ballet show on a broken toe. Blake Griffin is a millionaire little bitch that does not want to work to earn his money. I’d laugh if it wasn’t so pathetic.

Yes - underachieving refers to potential to achieve, not previous achievement.

I couldn’t help but break into laughter when I read about his injury last night while watching Alex Ovechkin take a hip to the knee, go ass over tea kettle onto the ice, not able to put hardly any weight on that leg, and then return for the start of the 2nd period. Then to hear he’s out for the rest of the postseason…

Probably because it’s the greatest basketball game ever made, right alongside NBA Street Vol. 2.