Fallon is an idiot.

Bill Mazeroski

Even crazier - Jeter has 5 of them.

A basement full of storms.

This ignited a pretty big argument last time I brought this up in a Beltre related article, but he should be a first ballot HOFer. He won’t, it will probably take him a few years, but if voters don’t think he’s a HOF caliber play, they should lose their voting privileges. Not to mention, he’s still playing baseball at…

Maybe Jordan can get Tom to star one in his next “watch an adult eat for the first time” video...

Both the Oxford dictionary (“1.2The white juice of certain plants”) and MW dictionary (“a white liquid produced by a plant”) disagree.

The Seahawks O-Line is fucking trash, dude. Get real.

Easier way to do all this: stay on iOS9 (not me, loving iOS10)

A schoolgirl is denied.

Yep, he had me until “hella”. Saying that word is a hideous trait on his mother’s side.

This is a real shrewd way to stick it to the bosses. Good on you guys, Deadspin.

Lifelong O’s fan here. I love Wieters and will be sad to see him go somewhere else to get overpaid this winter, but... “solid year” is a bit of an overstatement. He’s hitting .244 with 14 homers, and it’s not even one of those Chris Davis low average where he’s on base all the time—Wieters’ OBP is .301. He’s not going…

Ashley, I wish I could explain why this needed to happen. Just know, this needed to happen.

Yeah they did. And the Mets took their place as the second Wild Card team.

The leap you took by taking “I don’t remember the specific questions I was asked after the game” and turning it into “Cam doesn’t remember the end of the football game” is some crazy-ex-girlfriend-twisting-words-and-turning-nothing-into-a-full-blown-fight-type shit.. I understand the need to write headlines that grab…

Sorry to be this guy, but the phrase is “buried the lede”.

Gawker lost the Hogan case to the tune of 9 figures because they violated a court order to take the tape down. For reference the exact headline:

I’m in the greys, so my effort will probably be wasted since this won’t see the light of day, but I want to point out a HUGE inconsistency with your logic (and Schefter’s).

“thin-skinned billionaires attempting to put publishers out of business”

Can you guys stop trying to use this narrative? It’s annoying and continues to make the Gawker media team look like a bunch of petulant children. Outing a human being that is not on the radar of 99% of the world population is not NEWS. It’s also a…