This will probably make more sense when I see it as a Taiwanese cartoon.

I mean it is still a joke, just at the expense of a dead person.

I blame the government. Who expects old white people in Florida to comprehend intersectionality?

It’s hard to get any work done with all those screaming kids around.

View from the air. Blue building is the auto shop:

If Figure Skating can be an Olympic sport so can Action Painting, Freestyle Rhyming and the Slam Dunk Contest.

Yeah. Easy. If you’ve never immigrated, stfu.

Bring back Bernie Shaw and let him slap around some of those young fuckups.

I grew up with a “We’re never going on another god damn Vacation Dad”

So, you’re saying the restrictions put on spending by congress is Obama’s fault? I think he was a bit over rated as well, but I’m not a total idiot. Facts matter man.

 and here we have what’s actually wrong with America. Another fucking dumb ass. You think an article saying Trump is full of shit and has no original ideas and is mirroring Obama’s policies is condemning of Obama and that Trump rules. Haha . Just be grateful you get to piggy back off all of the citizens who are…

Wait until we start questioning if he’s even American, snowflake.

“Sore losers?” That would indicate that you think it’s only Liberals busting Trump’s balls. One would be quick to dismiss that theory when the ultra right National Review calls Trump a “malevolent carnival barker”, or when Colin Powell calls him “unfit to be President”, or when the entire Bush family states publicly…

You do realize the non stop bashing of Obama didn’t stop for his entire eight year term?

Do you need a safe space, buttercup?

man, I hope this fight is half as intense as your beating of that straw man.

You are aware that boxers are commonly referred to as “fighters” and a boxing match is typically referred to as a “fight,” correct? And even technical or defensive boxers are known as “technical fighters” or “defensive fighters.” And he’s 49-0. If Laura had called him one of the greatest knockout artists or sluggers,…

This piece is timely, heartfelt and completely true, until it self-destructs in spectacular fashion in the last paragraph. Then, BOOM! I’m still picking charred and twisted pieces of text out of my hair.

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it