Listen, if recent history repeats itself, PLENTY of Eddie Lacy is going to be in training camp for Seattle very soon.

*BOOM*

the best part about the cleveland browns is we all eventually die

It’s not their salary, but their bonuses.

but what about Deion Sanders?

Tier 1: Flacco

“These people have awful names.”

He’s like the Laettner of Deadspin comments

Donald Trump isn’t a billionaire and he doesn’t have a ton of cash. Only Duestche Bank will loan him money because he’s helping them launder it for the Russian mob. His properties are all probably being used as fronts. One in Soho already got busted for that exact reason. If he had a ton of liquidity, American banks…

Wow this guy hit it right on Lamarck.

Ridiculous suggestion. Even if it were true that Peterson was descended from slaves that wouldn’t be the reason why he hit his kid, that would only explain his strength and agility while doing so.

Really makes my dad’s favorite way to threaten me, “I’ll hit you so hard your great grandkids will feel it,” seem way more fucked up.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

Quit fronting like those aren’t fresh as hell.

That could just have as easily been a picture taken yesterday in Indiana.

One day the editors will let Diana post about happy news. One day.

This is overblown. He’s got a lot to learn but he’ll have AIDS.

4. Has Ben Affleck ever met an autistic person?

dammit