So he went Rogue, or he was doing this just for Kicks?

Yep-

It actually has more to do with the electrical system than anything. per SAE testing standards, the US-spec WRX’s need to have their horsepower rated while charging 3 vape pens. The added load on the alternator is why the US Subarus have a lower horsepower rating.

But why isn’t it Blood Red?

I'll see myself out

I think you need help;

“Let the other guys keep dreaming about the future. We’ll be selling F150s to you angry old Luddites.”

That only makes it worse.

It’s his own fault. If he lived in the US, he wouldn’t have had health insurance so he couldn’t have had surgery. Problem solved.

I’m not considering a Tesla, but with the full subsidy, it enters the higher end of my car budget.  Without the subsidy, it isn’t in my price range.

I can’t think of a 3^rd-gen that I would want more than this one, but that price is ridiculous. Black and tan might make it unique, but it doesn’t make it particularly noteworthy, as both individually are common colors. I don’t want to be a Camaro guy playing Corvette Guy^tm, telling anyone who’ll listen why my car is…

Its even more impressive that these people have a good enough gag reflex to deep throat both Tesla’s and Musk’s dick like this at the same time. Seriously. Bravo. 

some other billionaire already hired “all the best people”

Later, the GOP tweeted out a sketch of Ted Cruz when he was a hottie.

“If the company goes union, then there will be no stock options”

Just some good old boys, never meaning no harm...

They should make this one

You can get a loaded Kia Stinger GT2 AWD for $50k. Looks awesome, best warranty ever and a liftgate which is about as practical as you can get for something this size.