Privatizing profits and socializing losses. It’s the American way™

Not going kaboom would be a phenomenal step up.

“Reliable for German car standards” isn’t exactly a high bar.

yea, and the red are kidney beans. Massive spill occurred, worst environmental disaster ever.

It’s more unacceptable that they drive like cars that make you want to use an armrest.  

In this context is “sweet baby Jesus” being used ironically or was that part of Talladega Nights just that spot on?

When I was knocked out performing the world’s most embarrassing slide into home plate as a kid, I opened my eyes to find my dad was hovering over me laughing his ass off.

This is a really stupid post.

“He .... has been wearing a soft cast.”

Sounds good, we should do it here.

Get out!!!

Fuel is only a part of vehicle ownership costs. Drive what you want, but it’s always the pickup drivers who whine about gas prices first.

Are you one of the interns who got given free bikes and told to blog about them?

But have you fallen asleep in the front seat because it’s so boring to drive?

Trump’s gift to Putin!

Keep bragging, you skinny in-shape bastard.

This sounds like a really great opportunity for 8 young people to get talked down to by retired dentists at H-D dealerships across the country. #branding

Disregard pickup trucks, buy THIS pickup car so can Jalop while you haul.

Are Walmart people really buying a lot of EVs?

Very truly yours, Fat POO