I love tattoos. They immediately identify the people with poor decision making skills so I know who to not hire.

That is the fastest that any DMV employee has ever moved.

For the free porn? I think it is.

British Smiling White

It’s like catching up with a friend from college who now has 3 kids, no sleep and drinks Michelob Ultra once a month to “loosen up”. Subaru, what happened friend?

First Gear: “meanwhile, millions of flawed and distracted human drivers remain behind the wheel in solidarity for the non-driving automated vehicle non-drivers, though many of these real-drivers are still not reflecting on how important their jobs are.”

Yeah he is....

You say that, but didn’t PornHub release a survey some time ago, showing that the Heartland loves cuck videos?

I mean, to be fair, I have no idea what illegal sex with a minor typically runs, cost-wise, but I’m willing to bet the market rate is well over the cost of dinner for two at an upscale chain restaurant.

Alfa’s have the tow-hitch on the front.

I didn’t read the article: the poster

Somehow this train hitting a garbage truck is kinda fitting. Birds of a feather...

You mess with the rice, you pay the price.

They recruited in West Virginia, jobs !

I still maintain the Ferrari SUV is the first sign of the apocalypse.

69-degree angle

FCA is about to announce they’ve changed their name to Fiat Chrysler Blockchainmobiles.

Guy: “I don’t know... that’s a long time to be paying off a truck - let me sleep on it...”

You mean... gone off the rails?

Have you been around people?