I’m a bad person for chuckling at “Justin Long”. Or just lacking in maturity.

Well for one that car is not kosher

Or for $17k you could buy an Audi All-Road and have enough cash left over to keep it roadworthy for a year!

The Crosstrek + WRX and/or STI running gear would be a hilarious trollmobile and I want them to make it so badly.

Time for an Insurance Discount for all Manual transmissions....it’s the least annoying anti-theft device out there.

My parents always forced me to sit in a service center while our car was worked on, sometimes 9-10 hours straight. 20 years later, I still do it. Why not just give these assholes a valet key? And it’s always best to come by the shop randomly to see if your car is being worked on.

All of them

Hang it up and beat the shit out of it first.

And his expression never changed.

Player 2 has entered the game

For the amount of time people drive with the headlights up usually isn’t that big of a problem.

Samurai passing.

Cat goes into space, is thoroughly unimpressed by what it sees and returns to the same couch cushion it is accustomed to.

That dash cam has astounding quality. Anyone know the make and model perchance?

Well you can certainly rely on it to get to the shop every week.

alternate headline:

I’m a shitty driver.

Fly free my propane tank. Fly free.

I like your post. I also will tell you that if you are old enough to have seen Return of the Jedi 12 times in the theater, you are old enough to largely just take a pass on social media. The world (and Jezebel) will tell you what people are posting, gramming, pinning, and tweeting, and you get your life back. You…