Still can’t believe we got a such a twat of a president elect...

Like anyone needs an excuse to rewatch that.

... in bed.

If you have an SUV or AWD vehicle, understand that the laws of physics are repealed around your vehicle. Drive as fast as you want - hell, drive faster than you want. You will still be able to stop, turn, and avoid obstacles just as well as when the road surface is bone dry. These are undeniable facts.

You spelled Melania wrong.

According to this guy on Youtube, E46s are no prize pigs either.

He’s gonna get so much 70 year old ass in that thing...

I think it was hyperbole.

To be fair, I reacted in a similar manner when I came home to my wife fucking some penguin.

It concerns me that a team of firefighters aren’t aware of this.

“If you look hard enough, you can probably still find some original Nazis still alive and kicking down in South America Carolina.”

NO BLUE-BALLERS I KNOW WHAT I HAVE

Goddamn truck done broked

“Hi! It looks like you’re trying to run an A-2 Gap Slant? Would you like help running an A-2 Gap Slant?”

Yes, you want to be on the City of New Orleans. Departs Chicago at 8:05 PM daily. SCHEDULE

Jesus Drove a Honda Accord, Everyone knows that

How are Captain Kirk and toilet paper alike?

Not Safe For Work, but should be mandatory watching to get a social media account.

Trey Goudy waits until his wife falls asleep and then jerks it to all the ways he will take that bitch Hillary down.

I have your complexion and long hair and I love convertibles. Get a hair tie and some sunscreen and chill out.