Yawn... I’ve become a huge Lil Nas X fan of late, but this cover is the least remarkable performance I’ve seen from him.

Yes! Thanks for the correction! Still noteworthy for anyone considering a Roth.

“$140,000 for single filers”

That party the new owner’s planning to throw has horror movie set-up written all over it.

What’s this “very important award” Stewart’s referring to?

No credit to Joss Whedon??! Are you having a laugh? SMG is a run-of-the-mill soap opera actress who lucked out with a role Whedon created and then nurtured for 7 seasons. What’s she done since then?

Pretty rich coming from the guy who just filmed the third version of the same book.

Boyfriend guilty of something? Maybe. A publicity stunt? Equally possible at this point. I’ve learned to *never* underestimate the lengths influencer-wannabes will go to to increase their followers counts.

I get all the cardio I need dodging slideshows on this site.

Really? Because it sounds like you’re just selling it off to the highest bidder.

“Doing research” in 2021 = “Searching for anecdotal info on Facebook to support the decision I’ve already made”

Pfft. Take care of your furniture, and it’ll take care of you. Full stop.

Freezing jeans clean? People believed that? Seriously? You’ve given me a renewed appreciation for my own comparatively sensible circle of friends.

Someone needs to look up the word ‘officially’ in the dictionary.

Power corrupts. The best intentions in the world can never change that.

Needs more stars.

I’d wager that wasn’t your server’s first drink that evening.

There’s no magic to cleaning and closing something properly.

Worst TED Talk ever.

How long do you think until they realize they should just use a robot? Let’s stop pretending this is skilled work.