I know a lot of younger guys who laugh off HIV like it’s a head cold.

This was sweet, and sad, in equal parts. I have my own list of names from those days, and I thank you for reminding me of them all tonight.

You lost me at “Tom Brady wrote a book.”

I was convinced that everything that had transpired was entirely my fault.

It’s a waste of water everywhere, of course, but I’m glad to hear it’s more frowned upon in your state. I know CA has more water woes than most others. A few minutes of foul air just makes the eventual return to freshness all that more enjoyable.

I work with a guy who gained access to an empty floor in our building for the sole purpose of dumping the kids off in his own private pool. And when another company eventually occupied the floor? He continued using their toilet, his reasoning being he would never have to look those people in the eye across a…

...how awkward would that be when we haven’t seen or have even really spoken to each other since May or June?

Agreed. I’m sure this would read well on an EVE fan page, but as a supposed journalistic endeavor, the author made far too many assumptions regarding general reader knowledge. This is what we wind up with in a world where mediocre writers believe having auto-correct empowers them to be their own editors.

“9/11 changed me. I’m shocked that it didn’t change the whole country, frankly,”

See? You could’ve fit the entire article inside the headline.

Stay tuned!

Heh. A bit unsettling to think The Terror has taken control of your household appliances. I’ve got mine in a similar position, but its wake word is set to “Computer”, so TV people wrest control from me on a pretty regular basis.

Watching the entire half-season turn into one big Alexa commercial at the end made me laugh out loud...But am I the only one disappointed there’s no “ominous music” playlist currently available on Prime? Seems like a missed opportunity.

Dammit! So growing out her hair to seem warmer and more approachable was all for nothing??

I’m embarrassed for both these ladies...Rich people should never have hair that awful.

You should not be able to defeat magic by loophole.

No judgement here, as my brain works the same as yours, but he probably would’ve considered it crass. I had the (very unglamorous) opportunity to work with all 3 brothers a few years back, and they are collectively the politest, classiest young celebrity multi-millionaires I’ve ever had the good fortune to meet.…

Exactly. It’s all in your perspective (literally). I’m also 5'9", which I’ve always considered the perfect height. There’s never been a moment in my life when I haven’t regarded people taller than me as simply being too tall.

Yours was a perfectly legitimate reaction to this article. Ignore the grumblers.

Thanks for your article! It gave me another opportunity to watch Fey’s hilarious comedy bit. I laughed even harder the second time around.