There’s not really a good way to headline an article like this without some sort of spoiler

Matt Groening looks like a healthy Steve Bannon...minus the evil.

While we don’t deserve any of them, people who’ve chosen to work for President Trump deserve each other.

I’m quit 2 years now after 20 years of smoking, and I wish I’d never picked up the habit...That said, increasing age restrictions on something that doesn’t impair driving, etc... is a load of bullshit. Personally, I’d probably support making them illegal outright, but until then, fuck off nanny state.

We’ve got our own Mackenzie here in Southie. (Boston311 app complaint pictured). How do these people get all the way to adulthood without ever learning that’s how ice cream trucks fucking work?

Forget Affleck. I’d prefer they simply phase The Batman out altogether. I mean, I’m down for the character appearing in ensemble flicks, but if WB never made another standalone Batman movie until the day I died, you could carve a smiley-face emoticon on my gravestone with confidence.

4 seasons ago, Arya killing Cersei would’ve been quite satisfying, but there’s too much water under the bridge now, so my money’s on Jaime. His sister may be an hot, evil mess, but he’s consistently been written as a right-headed person whose only real flaw is being trapped by love....And love has a breaking point.

Why do I think Disney’s probably been using the same trick for years?

Love this.

Luckily, the member of House Lannister most likely to have the book-learnin’ smarts to take those dragons down is currently working for their mama.

[eye roll]

“I have a book coming out...”

Over-arching.

Both sons are incredibly difficult to look at. I’m no scientist, but I suspect each is missing at least one chromosome.

COUNTERPOINT: No, he doesn’t.

Your take on the film is unsurprising...I’ve seen its trailer at least half a dozen times, and beyond “gorgeous to look at”, I still have no idea what the movie wants to be.

“...considering Steve’s perceived sacrifice in the climax of the first movie.”

This has been some weird trolling here, but I think I’ve enjoyed it.

We have no way of knowing if someone is going to be primarily brave like a Gryffindor, loyal like a Hufflepuff, etc...

The woman loved pants.