Correction. I ignored your point…As you’ve willfully ignored the point of the original post, which is that Donald Drumpf is a life-long ridiculous person.

Buckle up your regular-people seatbelt, my friend. You’ll get the joke about a year or so into Mr. Drumpf’s unfortunate but inevitable presidency.

I don’t think Ms. Dash even realized she was the punchline.

February 23rd, 2016…The day manga suddenly became interesting to me.

Ohhhh, I get it...

Will the goat promise to never leave me?

What a wonderful moment…I remember watching Ellen effectively throw her TV career on a funeral pyre for all of us all those years ago. I honestly thought “Yep. I’m Gay.” were the last words we’d ever hear from her…To say I’ve never been happier to be wrong about something would be a severe understatement.

Wow...So this is some kind of super-bullshit.

I would...But to be fair, there are a lot of GOPers I’d be down to hate-fuck.

I literally laughed out loud.

You could’ve tweeted all you really said in this entire article, and still had 75 characters left over.

Did not realize his camera was running.

But, wasn’t one dollar in the 90s the equivalent of a $20 today?...Sounds like a sweet gig!

Hate on Spade all you like...He’s not wrong.

So adorable that you didn’t bother considering the scam was perpetrated by the parents themselves...because it probably was.

Does this not seem staged to anyone else?...My first question for any internet video is “Why was the camera aimed there for no apparent reason?”, and I can’t think of why they cameraperson would’ve continued recording downwards where all the candy eventually fell.

Guilty, with two tweets.

Congratulations on being the last person on the planet to grasp the point of Starship Troopers...It must’ve been a lonely 18 years for you.

Fantastic post!

This guy may be onto something...As a gay man, I’ve been avoiding women’s faces during sex for nearly 30 years. The resulting sexual pleasure has been top-notch.