Oh man. Is it extra bad that I wanted to quote a bible verse there?

Maybe we can put it as the backdrop to this....dc’s most awkward statue

I know this is gonna sound like me nitpicking or being an Eagles hater, but I promise it’s just an honest question...

I’ve seen Prince’s halftime video dozens of times. I just watched it again and the end, where the crowd starts singing, makes me actually cry every time.

Dick Trickle

Otis Redding’s Greatest Hits is one of my favorite things ever.

Gotta love the irony of the guy wearing an american flag polo shirt while complaining about people disrespecting the flag.

I love Emo nights.

How dare he look at anything but the flag during the anthem!

Man, this whole thread really took the fun out of a good pitch, huh?

“We’re past awareness”

Ernie fucking Grunfeld.

Please go watch John Oliver’s piece about this dudes missing cat. He is a nut job.

I applaud your dickishness sir

“I presume, if the Redskins had a better option, they wouldn’t fuck it up as much.”

Nerd!