Could those announcers sound less excited and more British?

Yes, because (depending on how the restaurant is set up) the employees are taxed on that carry out food as if it was just a regular sale. But yeah, usually 10% is a good way to go on that.

Why do the sports gods hate D.C. so much?

Yeah, he apparently doesn’t understand the concept of fermentation

By the way, his whole, “she had an orgasm” excuse is complete bullshit. Victims can very much have unwanted/involuntary orgasms during a sexual assault or rape.

Yeah dude, this was infuriating to me (not just because I’m a Caps fan). Zach was laying there for what seemed like forever, pretty much in the middle of the play (pucks flying around and shit), head on the ice and bleeding profusely. Cmon NHL.

“And I’m proud to be an American...”

Also, that TJ Oshie guy didn’t hurt.

I agree, I just think it’ll be some dbl-ot goal in game 7 scored by Crosby. Cause, you know, fuck my life.

Can we slide some of this offense down Cap St. to the Verizon Center? Both of our teams there could use it.

Seriously BA of .546 and 11 RBI in the three Rockies games.....kid is a stud

The Caps haven’t had 7 guys play defense in decades.

That’s a chill bear.

Was listening to The Fan the other day and they were literally saying that it doesn’t matter what the Caps or Wiz do, all they’ll be talking about on air is the draft.

As a Caps fan, fuck you GMGM.

one of five NFL owners to each donate $1 million to Trump’s inauguration.

As a Caps fan I will always have a ton of love for Neuvy. Met him a few times while he was down here and he is a great guy. Hope everything turns out to be ok.

This is the funniest thing JaVale McGee has done since every night he played for the Wizards.