It’s almost a completely different food. However, there are lots of very bad Japanese curries in America. You should go to a place that specializes in it, like Go Go Curry in New York City.

Every broke negro’s anthem biweekly and during tax season

You better put some respect on Montell Jordan’s name. That man gave us Fallin’, What’s On Tonight, Something 4 da Honeyz, I Like, Get it on Tonite . . . and each one of them slapped. He was Mr. Soundtrack.

You, I, Mark Whalberg, and every goddamned person reading this is fully and completely aware of the glaring omission in the 90 minute shower description. I’m glad you didn’t include it, but we all know.

Hey! How you been? Where you been?

That was legitimately scary to watch, in particular that second kick to the head after Morgan was already knocked out and falling down.

They could’ve made just as much money going against him, and churning out a bunch of gear with camo and the American flag

The lack of Black Curators, the lack of Black Curators in the pipeline, the lack of Black Curators being hired debate has been going on for years. The major requires one to spend a LOT of money and the curation jobs that really pay are few and far between.  

They don’t like it when you use their tactics against them. Although I can see why in this case the manager was asked for, airlines will make you jump through hoops when it comes to reimbursing you for damaged bags. I would want to hear the steps I need to take from a manager as well. 

You’d be charged with assault, might have your ass handed to you, and possibly sued.

Boston is the Florida of the Northeast. Throw the whole damned city in the trash.

If they don’t know by know when it comes to customer service / relations:

Classy!

Katt is probably a better stand-up than both, but there is this thing called acting where they pay people millions of dollars to pretend to be other people. They blow him out of the water at that.

The coked-up Leprechaun aint’ never going to be all right, bless his little heart.

 Sadly, it is.

So we’re not allowed to have a bad day, not allowed to be inside our own thoughts, not allowed to mull over things seriously. Fuck this. I supposed everyone has to walk across campus like this to make their asses feel safe:

This was the buzz around the office. “Oh look, Nike stock is dropping! That’ll show ‘em!”

Ya’ll need to give Will a permanent column. I don’t know what that stream of consciousness email was about but I’ll be think about it all day.