I’m as big a Patriots hater as the next guy but associating them with the Confederacy is just wrong.

This is now the second time in a month that ESPN has fallen on its face while trying to discipline one of its biggest personalities for daring to talk politics on Twitter.

It kinda already is. If you increase salaries and wages, it reduces your net income, which, in turn, reduces the amount of tax you pay. You could, theoretically, reduce your taxes to zero every year by simply paying out your net income line to employees as a bonus! Now obviously that will never happen because then the…

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Lucky for this bar brawling, boob-grabbing domestic abuser that he didn’t take a knee during the anthem, or his career would be over.

A close call, I think we can all agree.

You seem pretty high too.

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

He does look positively jubilant. Certainly seems to be in a better mood than when he shot out those phone company truck tires.

“These are the strongest vials out there. Dab” And then he dabbed.

i’m broke too...i should head over there so we can all comiskerate.

Those neighbors are awfully righteous for people whose fences are made out of dildos.

Look, if the Founding Fathers had wanted to establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defence, and promote the general welfare, they would have said so.

One man was charged with the real-sounding crime of “unlawful use of a two way communication device.”

My new favorite Tom Cruise anecdote is that Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho on Tom Cruise’s 97 interview with Letterman interview. “He was aggressively likable but had dead eyes.”

Nice to see Bieber will also throw on a hairstyle from team Korn.

I’m 39 years old. I tried marijuana for the first time two years ago when I was in Colorado. I’ve never been against it—but having long been a beer guy I just never figured it was my “thing.”