First day of Nissan Executive Training:

And this people is why we cant have nice things. When it started Uber was a side gig for people that already have jobs to make a few bucks on the side. Then a bunch of people decided to do it full time and bitch about how the system doesn’t work as they assume it should. Uber/Lyft didnt do anything to discourage this…

Prosecutor: You’re about to get waymo criminal charges.

“GM and VW are idiots”, you could have stopped there. 

I do get the feeling he’s about to tell me about the quirks and features of this lawsuit.

I had a look at my steering wheel. It’s held by a nut.

Those are strange looking white flags 

I would like to comment in order to complain about how many comments there are complaining about how many C8 articles there are.

which makes a strong case for using a fairly modern rig for off-road adventures, since an older SUV might have just crumbled.

Nah, I’ll wait till they show up at my local Dollar Store.

Have you tried a Ford C-Max? My dad has health issues and I took him car shopping last year. He got in and out of dozens of cars at every major dealership. He ended up getting a CPO C-Max plug in. Great car for people, a bit less good for luggage. 

Mustangs and Vettel are somewhat similar in that they both like to run into shit.

Maybe if settlements came from their pension funds they’d be a little more selective in who they hire.

Officers on scene were unable to determine if the driver was sober, as he refused to speak, exited the vehicle, stood stock still for a second, then fell over. His injuries consisted of a large swelling on the top of his head, and a number of asterisks orbiting his head. Upon inspection of the vehicle, deputies noted…

I have a Jewish friend who had an All Road, and he said it was the worst thing the Germans had done since the Holocaust.

I just can’t imagine making that many consecutive bad decisions.

We saw a few trade-ins of these for H2s and H3s and they were really fun to play with, but that interest was never hand-in-hand with the fear of actually owning this nightmare.

Really?  You can tell all of that in a blurry shitty image from a cell phone camera?  Man, you are absolutely incredible!

Yeah I agree, they really do a good job. Anybody who has an issue with girls talking about cars should watch this vid. Well done!

They should have revealed it by having the engine ingest the cover through the intake and poop it out as confetti