How many rods per fortnight is that?

If only his father had worn a dickhat.

Now that's funny!!

Those are clearly speed holes. And you call yourself an auto-journalist, pfft!

Say what you want about Kohl’s, but their discount rack is on-point; I’m wearing a $40 polo shirt that I picked up for four bucks.

I’ll never understand why the 2 companies that brought hybrid electric cars to the mainstream bet against electric cars.

And people wonder why Alfa reliability jokes are still funny.  They’ll stop being funny...when they stop being true.

Never forget this is the same company that basically did this:

“$700 million NASA lost as a result of Taurus XL failures.”

“Oh, sorry! I thought this was the funeral for Buick Cascada.”

Well, can I introduce you to my 1998 Cadillac STS that’s for sale?

Its cooler looking, more practical AND lacking in build-quality.... all the things I heard you like in a car!

But jokes told by idiots who take themselves seriously don’t deserve any courtesy. Nothing is more boorish than arrogant stupidity.

Easily available service and warranty data from Europe over the last fifteen years says you’ve no idea what you’re talking about. The 156.2 was as reliable as the E46 and 159 more reliable than the E60. Or do you have data that says otherwise?

Bwahaha, because Alfa Romeos are “unreliable”, right! Good one!! Ha, comedy gold! Good one :-)

I applaud you sir. Thank you.

I bet Elon Musk could sort out these rumors. I’m gonna check if he has a Twitter account.

Quarterly.

Jesus. That’s it for me for today.

It’s because it was Ferrari. They’ve still said nothing about this.